When boys dress like old ladies and beaver dams turn into assholes

As you know with a past post Kayliegh is no stranger to using foul language. But right before Easter she slipped up again this time using a different word besides her usual damn; in which she tries to cover up by explaining she is talking about beaver dams. A sly and witty child she is sometimes.

Let me set the mood here of the evening this occurred:

So it's right before Easter (I believe it was Friday or Saturday) and I decided I would treat Kayliegh with a fun activity. Usually when we do fun activities it usually ends with her complaining and whining about something and being sent to time-out or grounded. But this day was much different then the usual. On this day we made it through cupcake making with little or no whining and complaining. But since she ate sooo much icing and cake batter she was off the wall crazy person hyper. Which was totally my fault for letting her indulge in the deliciousness of it all. Because I too love eating cake batter. I often try to eat most of it first so that she can't. Yes, I take the fun away sometimes but it's too good to pass up.

So picture her running around the house like a wacko on crack. I tell her to sit down in the chair and chill out. The child cannot sit still for the life of her like a crackhead needs his crack... shaking and convulsing for more... okay she wasn't doing that but she might as well been. It's past her usual bed time at this point too which is making matters worse. I instruct her to go get some pj's, go pee, and get in the bath tub (which I filled up during her maniac sugar high of convulsing on the chair). Instead of doing so she begins hauling ass up and down the hallway. If you could really bounce of walls this is what she would be doing. I grabbed her by the arm and tell her to calm down and drag her hyper ass into the bathroom. I tell her to take off her pants and go pee and get in the bath again. This time she starts pulling down her pants to go to the bathroom and doing as I instruct then things take a sudden turn...

She looks at me while pulling her pants around her ankles gives me this straight faced devil eyed stare and the following word falls from her mouth...

"ASSSSSSHOOOOLE!"

Not just Asshole but she made sure to stretch the entire word out and use it with such viciousness and conviction without fear of what may happen to her. I of course pop her for using the word and yell at her telling her its a bad word and never to say it again. I tell her to get on the potty then in the bath...this time she does what is told without hesitation.

While she's in the bath I proceed to call Win and tell him what just happened. Knowing him and knowing he will get a kick out of it. Because Win thinks it's hilarious when children say bad words. After telling Win and hearing him laugh about it I go and talk to Kayliegh while she was in the bath and she told me the kid's say it at school.

Well a few days later when we drop off Kayliegh for school I hear a kid saying "Asshole" and getting in trouble for it. Then another little boy says it... it's like a vicious little circle of the word Asshole being thrown around. I soon leave (earlier on I had talked to her school about Kayliegh calling me it). Me and Win get in the car after dropping her off in the "Asshole" filled classroom. He proceeds to laugh about it and starts talking about boys dressed up in girls clothes...which I didn't even notice.

The next day or so I go to drop Kay off at school again and to my surprise I see all the little boys dressed up in woman's clothing frolicking around the classroom in little old lady hats, dresses, and heels (thier fathers would be proud- Win insists they must have been feed soy products). Not only are they dressed up like this they are shouting and chanting the following words "Asshole Bitch" over and over like a little old lady cult. At that point I could only shake my head at the teacher and wish her luck with her day and threatening Kayliegh what would happen if she dare repeat those words.